Life is all about Intel!
Work Intel! Sleep Intel! Dream Intel! Eat Intel!
Berak also kat Intel!
This is real shit!
All Employees : "Work loads are too high, schedules are too tight,
We feel the pressure, now we can hardly stand.
We think that there isn't work life effectiveness in Intel.
We want to change, we need the "SWITCH" to transform our routine/terrible lifestyle.
What can the bosses do to help us?"
The Boss: "Weeellll, thisss the Tock prozect.
I have been monitoling this, I know you guys are siteress, mentally siterrresss
Welll... You all have to do more essersize, work out your phyzicall,
when you are pshyzically tired, your mentally siterss will reduceas.
Hmmmmm....
You can also gooogal on how to reduez sitersss.
There are useful pazes and informazion.
Hmmmmmm...
If you thint FUB work is hard, you can talk to your manizer
I believe he can help reduzing your work
Wheeelll
May be you guys can change to Timing or Power hmmmm... also RTL
In a nutshell, there are alot of golden opportunities"
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Boss again: "I thint i had talked too muzzh, thisss suppose to be the session for you all to talk
So nesst quetion, who hasn't asked"
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Full of Bull Shit
Hmmmm..
So everyone still "shitting" in Intel
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上班总是七点正
工作不停至三更
头发因此剩十根
皱纹多得盛灰尘
眼袋黑圈不像人
生活如此被折腾
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请求老板寻死门
他们说话不用本
称之第二个国阵
前言不对后语症
well welll 口水到处喷
听了叫我喊厌恨
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Argghh..
纳闷！！！
求助无门。
看破红层， 我找的理由，让自己平静安稳。
Well, that means I am still in deep SHIT.
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生活像个又涨又圆的气球，
里面积满了9999。。。。psi 压力，
难以控制情绪，
无时无刻的大发雷霆，
不好受的是家人，朋友与同事。
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泄气，文笔上畅谈不满，
把气球里的 HELIUM 放流，
防止爆发。
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